Sunday, June 28, 2009

in front of computers we sit

they call it home learning
it happens in the morning
made official
highly beneficial
let us abuse technology
to study biology

btw, best question of the day:

A vasectomy can make a man sterile, however he can still experience sexual intercourse.
Explain the reasons for this.


where do i start?
I mean the guy has already snipped his penis.
It may look normal, but it no longer flows with life.
Sure he may be able to take a piss
but he has been forever scarred by the knife
what kind of existence it this?
Hes never gonna find a wife
wait. this guy is actually kind of smart

Saturday, June 13, 2009

just bear with the pig!


Tuesday, June 2, 2009

the conquest of shaw towers begins today

At the train station
sudden realization
creates obligation
backed by determination

long accustomed to relaxation
after years of stagnation
lack of inspiration
close to disintegration

but new information
about blood relation
and social station
dispels apprehension

brings forth temptation
beyond all imagination
such attraction
pupil dilation

cue the celebration!
a new aspiration
commence the contemplation
start the conversation

end the hesitation
time for action
instant implementation
all in pursuit of elation

ps:
foreign nation
source of illumination
without consideration
of further implication.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

biological studies

the topic of todays discussion is a certain organ.
a certain organ of a certain kenneth tan to be exact.




while you admire his fine facial contours, let us return to the main subject of this discussion.
the organ in question is cylindrical in shape, with a rounded end. the other end is resolutely attatched to his body. this organ ends in a roundish object.

let us now explore the general form of this organ. basically, it curves at an angle much like this:

he appears to have been born with it, and when he retracts it the curve disappears. it provides the most disturbing sensations when seen or touched.
one wonders how he performs his daily functions with such a unique object hanging off him. though i suppose its never-before-seen form does offer him some special advantages when performing certain acts.
yes indeed. kenneths little finger is certainly fascinating.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

bridges of the ming dynasty. revisited

Revolting
Excruciating
Monstrous

how is it possible that i am not one of those huit
the injustice of it all.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

vietnam

was compelling enough

Friday, March 13, 2009

friday13

for the next 5 days, i shall be found on the streets of Ho Chi Minh posing as a beggar

good shit